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* A casual discussion in the “chumcast” style - i.e. it's a largely unedited recording of a conversation between friends with no particular structure or attempt to stick to topic. (For this reason we’ve put them in the “other appearances” listings on the book pages.)
* A casual discussion in the “chumcast” style - i.e. it's a largely unedited recording of a conversation between friends with no particular structure or attempt to stick to topic. (For this reason we’ve put them in the “other appearances” listings on the book pages.)
* The hosts often stray into “edgy” territory. One version of episode three's description notes that it discusses suicide.
* The hosts often stray into “edgy” territory. One version of episode three's description notes that it discusses suicide.
* Since episode 16, “The Neverending Podcast Story”, the show has broadened to cover other books and comics, not just Discworld novels.


=== Trivia ===
=== Trivia ===
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== Episodes ==
== Episodes ==
The table below indexes episodes of this podcast. They are listed by default in release order, and we've used the numbering from the podcast feed (though see trivia entry above).
The table below indexes episodes of this podcast. They are listed by default in release order, and we've used the numbering from the podcast feed (though see trivia entry above).
 
Note that ''The Turtle Reads'' has no dedicated website so the external links below are directly to the audio file for each episode.


{| class="wikitable sortable"
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! # !! Episode Title !! Date !! Book/Subject !! Guest(s) !!  External link !! DW#<ref>Sort by this column to see episodes in Discworld publication order.</ref>
! # !! Episode Title !! Date !! Book/Subject !! Guest(s) !!  External link !! DW#<ref>Sort by this column to see episodes in Discworld publication order.</ref>
|-
|-
| 1 || “Soul Music and the Hogfather” || 2022-12-09 || {{SM}} and {{H}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0eca9f65-5094-4a2e-bf48-0ced8a61a2db/The-Turtle-Pod-Episode-2-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 16
| 1 || “Soul Music and the Hogfather” || 2022-12-09 || {{SM}} and {{H}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/b454d224-8ddd-49cf-8e75-9e0552624831 captivate.fm] || 16
|-
|-
| 2 || “Christmas Movies: Hogfather > Die Hard?” || 2023-01-20 || {{HTV}} and {{H}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/51090fcd-bae7-483e-a3f5-8b7af5591461/TTR-Ep2-Captivate-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 20
| 2 || “Christmas Movies: Hogfather > Die Hard?” || 2023-01-20 || {{HTV}} and {{H}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/8627cb04-6c27-4073-a3b1-8180981bee10 captivate.fm] || 20
|-
|-
| 3 || “Small Gods and Dolphins with Down Syndrome”<ref>This episode seems to have been re-posted on 27 January 2023 with the title “Small Gods Smack a B%tch”. This version adds the new theme song and updates the episode description, but that version doesn't appear in all directories (for example, it doesn’t appear to be available on Spotify). Also, a content warning - the revised episode’s description says it contains discussion of suicide.</ref> || 2023-01-20 || {{SG}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ad0e8845-b33e-4946-a70b-f4300ebbaba2/TTR-Ep3-Captivate-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 13
| 3 || “Small Gods and Dolphins with Down Syndrome”<ref>This episode seems to have been re-posted, at least to some podcast directories, on 27 January 2023 with the title “Small Gods Smack a B%tch”. This version adds the new theme song and updates the episode description. Also, a content warning - the revised episode’s description says it contains discussion of suicide.</ref> || 2023-01-20 || {{SG}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/0602d01f-87b2-4f6d-aafb-aa6e8927f3c6 captivate.fm] || 13
|-
|-
| 4 || “Thief of Time versus ADHD” || 2023-02-27 || {{TOT}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/04bdaa75-a77f-4238-bd89-66b88253529c/TTR-Ep4-Audio-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 26
| 4 || “Thief of Time versus ADHD” || 2023-02-27 || {{TOT}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/6b169fcc-2753-410f-93a6-c4841c1976ea captivate.fm] || 26
|-
|-
| 5 || “Ballerina Fish and Sourcery“ || 2023-03-22 || {{S}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/d1edae52-f5c3-4f91-abf0-78d88a66efb4/TTR-Ep-7-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 5
| 5 || “Ballerina Fish and Sourcery“ || 2023-03-22 || {{S}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/35fdc31e-078b-41d6-93a5-e39de63ca23a captivate.fm] || 5
|-
|-
| 6 || “Chood 'um Light Fantastic“ || 2023-03-23 || {{TLF}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/8ea99ddf-50ed-46e4-a863-3926de6506be/TTR-Ep6-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 2
| 6 || “Chood 'um Light Fantastic“ || 2023-03-23 || {{TLF}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/79db4bb1-a8c5-4a36-a0b7-aa5c30194042 captivate.fm] || 2
|-
|-
| 7 || "Color of Magic Fart Lights” || 2023-04-05 || {{COM}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ce8f01dd-7073-441f-be50-477fb311bf91/TTR-Ep-5-Redo-Color-of-Magic-Light-Farts-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 1
| 7 || "Color of Magic Fart Lights” || 2023-04-05 || {{COM}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/34726cb5-4fee-4894-bb4c-80fd0c20b229 captivate.fm] || 1
|-
|-
| 8 || “Holy Wood: Back to Africa” || 2023-05-11 || {{MP}} || Craig Fergola || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/54adc3ea-157d-4f54-8eda-0184cc34bcb3/TTR-Ep-8-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 10
| 8 || “Holy Wood: Back to Africa” || 2023-05-11 || {{MP}} || [[Craig Fergola]] || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/a02b43ef-2186-4f4b-a709-9027ab31ce3c captivate.fm] || 10
|-
|-
| 9 || “Raising Steam on 9/11” || 2023-06-20 || {{RS}} ||  || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/6f92a8da-696d-4260-b5d8-b8bfbcbaeb01/TTR-Ep-10-Raising-Steam-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 40
| 9 || “Raising Steam on 9/11” || 2023-06-20 || {{RS}} ||  || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/919173e3-ed8a-44cc-9e59-5cb19bc0b8b0 captivate.fm] || 40
|-
|-
| 10 || “Equal Rites for Witches and Whores” || 2023-07-04 || {{ER}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/69404015-119e-4451-8ba2-2aa8ca9d7716/TTR-Ep-11-Equal-Rites-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 3
| 10 || “Equal Rites for Witches and Whores” || 2023-07-04 || {{ER}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/f7dfc6c3-2333-40e7-a813-91fa382aafbf captivate.fm] || 3
|-
|-
| 11 || “HR Ladies Abroad” || 2023-07-17 || {{WA}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/994e5dee-2cf7-4cef-9d6a-170192a99edb/HR-Ladies-Abroad-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 12
| 11 || “HR Ladies Abroad” || 2023-07-17 || {{WA}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/412bb171-18b2-4f9b-8f9b-592e97b88103 captivate.fm] || 12
|-
|-
| 12 || “Lords and Ladies, I just crapped my pants (hold for applause)” || 2023-07-31 || {{LL}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/0a1967b2-dbf7-444c-a7b4-9a7665d18c9f/Lords-and-Ladies-I-just-crapped-my-pants-hold-for-applause-conv.mp3 captivate.fm] || 14
| 12 || “Lords and Ladies, I just crapped my pants (hold for applause)” || 2023-07-31 || {{LL}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/c01492ea-055d-4fed-910f-2cf99ef5b692 captivate.fm] || 14
|-
|-
| 13 || “Maskerade of Stupid” || 2023-08-14 || {{M!!!}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/f2fc9dee-250d-4132-b703-27d4a53200e6/Maskerade-of-Stupidity-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 18
| 13 || “Maskerade of Stupid” || 2023-08-14 || {{M!!!}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/d9ced4bb-c02f-496b-b55d-aebaa1ebd61c captivate.fm] || 18
|-
|-
| 14 || “Carpe HR Lady’s Jugulum” || 2023-08-28 || {{CJ}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/ffbba5c4-253f-4ae0-a85a-5b24b5f8b3ed/TTR-Carpe-Jugulum-Ep-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 23
| 14 || “Carpe HR Lady’s Jugulum” || 2023-08-28 || {{CJ}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/b511838f-d51f-4460-80d6-d7b5ef21878c captivate.fm] || 23
|-
|-
| 15 || “Wee Wee Men” || 2023-09-12 || {{WFM}} || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/879284bb-2f9b-45c5-9439-1a7944942395/TTR-Ep-17Wee-Free-Men-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] || 30
| 15 || “Wee Wee Men” || 2023-09-12 || {{WFM}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/41c537dc-8f14-4eee-ab80-9636d85f16fb captivate.fm] || 30
|-
|-
| 16 || “The Neverending Podcast Story” || 2023-09-25 || ''The Neverending Story'' || || [https://podcasts.captivate.fm/media/319237f6-b351-4b1c-9946-aec37747bc85/TTR-Neverending-Story-Ep-converted.mp3 captivate.fm] ||  
| 16 || “The Neverending Podcast Story” || 2023-09-25 || ''The Neverending Story'' || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/0bf77055-bc43-4386-ab2e-845eadc8c76f captivate.fm] ||  
|-
|-
| 17 || “American Cringe” || 2023-10-10 || ''American Gods'' by [[Neil Gaiman]] || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/6df02765-9ce8-4e08-8eea-35b629e0d299 captivate.fm] ||
| 17 || “American Cringe” || 2023-10-10 || ''American Gods'' by [[Neil Gaiman]] || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/6df02765-9ce8-4e08-8eea-35b629e0d299 captivate.fm] ||
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| 18 || “The Ones Who Walk Away From Skankfest” || 2023-10-15 || ''The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas'' by [[Ursula K Leguin]] || || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/the-ones-who-walk-away-from-skankfest captivate.fm] ||
| 18 || “The Ones Who Walk Away From Skankfest” || 2023-10-15 || ''The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas'' by [[Ursula K Leguin]] || || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/the-ones-who-walk-away-from-skankfest captivate.fm] ||
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| 19 || “Good Omens Guardian Angels and Clay’s New Nickname” || 2023-11-08 || {{GO}} || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/99c1a6ca-06f1-483a-a09c-e03c4c539f37 captivate.fm] ||
| 19 || “Good Omens Guardian Angels and Clay’s New Nickname” || 2023-11-08 || {{GO}} || || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/good-omens-guardian-angels-and-clays-new-nickname captivate.fm] ||
|-
| 20 || “Sandy Man Volume 1” || 2023-11-29 || ''Sandman'' volume 1 by [[Neil Gaiman]] || || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/sandy-man-volume-1 captivate.fm] ||
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| 21 || “Sandman: Lucid Dream Nouns” || 2024-01-08 || ''Sandman'' volumes 4 and 5 by [[Neil Gaiman]] || Jimmy Clifford || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/sandman-lucid-dream-nouns captivate.fm] ||
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| 22 || “The Dark Tower of Comics” || 2024-02-01 || Comic adaptation of ''The Dark Tower'' by Steven King || [[Craig Fergola]] || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/the-dark-tower-of-comics captivate.fm] ||
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| 23 || “AI Dune w/ Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell” || 2024-02-15 || ''Dune'' by James Herbert || Gene Getman, Justin O'Donnell || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/ai-dune-w-gene-getman-and-justin-odonnell captivate.fm] ||
|-
| 24 || “Andre the Giant: Cock and All ft. MC Lunchboxx” || 2024-03-05 || Andre the Giant || MC Lunchboxx || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/andre-the-giant-cock-and-all-ft-mc-lunchboxx captivate.fm] ||
|-
| 25 || “Guards, Guards!” || 2024-03-15 || {{G!G!}} || || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/guards-guards captivate.fm] || 8
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| 26 || “The Gunslingers Pet ft. Craig Fergola” || 2024-04-04 || ''The Gunslinger'' by Steven King || [[Craig Fergola]] || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/the-gunslingers-pet-ft-craig-fergola captivate.fm] ||
|-
| 27 || “The Dark Tower Comic Book 2 ft. Janice Min” || 2024-04-04 || Comic adaptation of ''The Dark Tower'' by Steven King || Janice Min || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/the-dark-tower-comic-book-2-ft-janice-min captivate.fm] ||
|-
| 28 || “And How They Fumbled! q/ Gene Selassie” || 2024-05-29 || Pro wrestling and Gene Selassie's ''And How They Rumbled'' || Gene Selassie || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/and-how-they-fumbled-w-gene-selassie captivate.fm] ||
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| 29 || “The Autumnal w/ Chris Shehan” || 2024-06-12 || Chris Shehan’s comic ''The Autumnal'' || Chris Shehan || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/the-autumnal-w-chris-shehan captivate.fm] ||
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| 30 || “A Haunting on Mars ft. Zach Chapman” || 2024-06-18 || Zach Chapman’s comic ''A Haunting on Mars'' || Zach Chapman || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/a-haunting-on-mars-ft-zach-chapman captivate.fm] ||
|-
| 31 || “Electroboy ft. Kat Ramzinski” || 2024-06-29 || Kat Ramzinski’s ''Electroboy, the Memoirs of a Maniac'' || Kat Ramzinski || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/electroboy-ft-kat-ramzinski captivate.fm] ||
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| 20 || “Sandy Man Volume 1” || 2023-11-29 || ‘'Sandman'’ volume 1 by [[Neil Gaiman]] || || [https://player.captivate.fm/episode/af39de00-6365-4d1a-bf28-ba0265d05f20 captivate.fm] ||
| 32 || “This Hoe got Roaches in Her Crib ft. Kam Patterson” || 2024-07-06 || Quan Mills’ ''This Hoe Got Roaches in her Crib'' || Kam Patterson || [https://the-turtle-reads.captivate.fm/episode/this-hoe-got-roaches-in-her-crib-ft-kam-patterson captivate.fm] ||
|}
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Latest revision as of 21:27, 28 July 2024

The Turtle Reads
The Turtle Reads logo
Presentation
Hosted byMelissa Diaz, Clay Foreman
Production
Opening themeN/A
No. of seasons1
No. of episodes8 (so far)
Publication
Original release29 December 2022 – present
Related showsMelissaTime!
Websitethe-turtle-reads.captivate.fm

Publisher Description

Melissa Diaz and Clay Foreman boldly go where no nerds have gone before in this deep dive into Terry Pratchett's Discworld Universe and beyond

Further Information

Format

  • A casual discussion in the “chumcast” style - i.e. it's a largely unedited recording of a conversation between friends with no particular structure or attempt to stick to topic. (For this reason we’ve put them in the “other appearances” listings on the book pages.)
  • The hosts often stray into “edgy” territory. One version of episode three's description notes that it discusses suicide.
  • Since episode 16, “The Neverending Podcast Story”, the show has broadened to cover other books and comics, not just Discworld novels.

Trivia

  • Some episodes spend a lot of time on general chat before they get to the book, while some get there a lot quicker.
  • Episodes five through seven were, according to the numbering in the media filenames, released in reverse order. This might make sense of the reading order.

Hosts

  • Melissa Diaz - a stand-up comedian based in the Bronx, New York; not clear if she's read Discworld before
  • Clay Foreman - a French Canadian from Nova Scotia; an existing Discworld fan, who is choosing which books they read

Episodes

The table below indexes episodes of this podcast. They are listed by default in release order, and we've used the numbering from the podcast feed (though see trivia entry above).

# Episode Title Date Book/Subject Guest(s) External link DW#[1]
1 “Soul Music and the Hogfather” 2022-12-09 Soul Music and Hogfather captivate.fm 16
2 “Christmas Movies: Hogfather > Die Hard?” 2023-01-20 Terry Pratchett's Hogfather and Hogfather captivate.fm 20
3 “Small Gods and Dolphins with Down Syndrome”[2] 2023-01-20 Small Gods captivate.fm 13
4 “Thief of Time versus ADHD” 2023-02-27 Thief of Time captivate.fm 26
5 “Ballerina Fish and Sourcery“ 2023-03-22 Sourcery captivate.fm 5
6 “Chood 'um Light Fantastic“ 2023-03-23 The Light Fantastic captivate.fm 2
7 "Color of Magic Fart Lights” 2023-04-05 The Colour of Magic captivate.fm 1
8 “Holy Wood: Back to Africa” 2023-05-11 Moving Pictures Craig Fergola captivate.fm 10
9 “Raising Steam on 9/11” 2023-06-20 Raising Steam captivate.fm 40
10 “Equal Rites for Witches and Whores” 2023-07-04 Equal Rites captivate.fm 3
11 “HR Ladies Abroad” 2023-07-17 Witches Abroad captivate.fm 12
12 “Lords and Ladies, I just crapped my pants (hold for applause)” 2023-07-31 Lords and Ladies captivate.fm 14
13 “Maskerade of Stupid” 2023-08-14 Maskerade captivate.fm 18
14 “Carpe HR Lady’s Jugulum” 2023-08-28 Carpe Jugulum captivate.fm 23
15 “Wee Wee Men” 2023-09-12 The Wee Free Men captivate.fm 30
16 “The Neverending Podcast Story” 2023-09-25 The Neverending Story captivate.fm
17 “American Cringe” 2023-10-10 American Gods by Neil Gaiman captivate.fm
18 “The Ones Who Walk Away From Skankfest” 2023-10-15 The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas by Ursula K Leguin captivate.fm
19 “Good Omens Guardian Angels and Clay’s New Nickname” 2023-11-08 Good Omens captivate.fm
20 “Sandy Man Volume 1” 2023-11-29 Sandman volume 1 by Neil Gaiman captivate.fm
21 “Sandman: Lucid Dream Nouns” 2024-01-08 Sandman volumes 4 and 5 by Neil Gaiman Jimmy Clifford captivate.fm
22 “The Dark Tower of Comics” 2024-02-01 Comic adaptation of The Dark Tower by Steven King Craig Fergola captivate.fm
23 “AI Dune w/ Gene Getman and Justin O'Donnell” 2024-02-15 Dune by James Herbert Gene Getman, Justin O'Donnell captivate.fm
24 “Andre the Giant: Cock and All ft. MC Lunchboxx” 2024-03-05 Andre the Giant MC Lunchboxx captivate.fm
25 “Guards, Guards!” 2024-03-15 Guards! Guards! captivate.fm 8
26 “The Gunslingers Pet ft. Craig Fergola” 2024-04-04 The Gunslinger by Steven King Craig Fergola captivate.fm
27 “The Dark Tower Comic Book 2 ft. Janice Min” 2024-04-04 Comic adaptation of The Dark Tower by Steven King Janice Min captivate.fm
28 “And How They Fumbled! q/ Gene Selassie” 2024-05-29 Pro wrestling and Gene Selassie's And How They Rumbled Gene Selassie captivate.fm
29 “The Autumnal w/ Chris Shehan” 2024-06-12 Chris Shehan’s comic The Autumnal Chris Shehan captivate.fm
30 “A Haunting on Mars ft. Zach Chapman” 2024-06-18 Zach Chapman’s comic A Haunting on Mars Zach Chapman captivate.fm
31 “Electroboy ft. Kat Ramzinski” 2024-06-29 Kat Ramzinski’s Electroboy, the Memoirs of a Maniac Kat Ramzinski captivate.fm
32 “This Hoe got Roaches in Her Crib ft. Kam Patterson” 2024-07-06 Quan Mills’ This Hoe Got Roaches in her Crib Kam Patterson captivate.fm

Footnotes

  1. ↑ Sort by this column to see episodes in Discworld publication order.
  2. ↑ This episode seems to have been re-posted, at least to some podcast directories, on 27 January 2023 with the title “Small Gods Smack a B%tch”. This version adds the new theme song and updates the episode description. Also, a content warning - the revised episode’s description says it contains discussion of suicide.
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