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| hosting        = [[The Medieval Gnome]]
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| num_seasons    = 11
| num_episodes   = 206
| began          = 19 April 2019
| ended          = 20 November 2021
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| provider       = Medieval Gnome Productions
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| website        = https://mindkindle.net
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== Publisher Description ==
On the first, second, and third Friday of every month, it’s ''Tales From the Drum'' — the Mended Drum, that is. We also bring you three-minute long mini-episodes, cleverly entitled ''Pratchips'' (like potato chips, see?) every Monday-Thursday. All of these are (usually) about the places, spaces, races, and other words that end in aces of the Discworld, that pizza-shaped place (but no anchovies) that rides through space on the backs of the massive elephants Tubul, Berilia, Jerakeen and Great T’Phon, which themselves stand atop the 10,000 mile-long world Turtle, A’Tuin. (According to the dwarfs, there was once a Fifth Elephant, which slipped of A’Tuin’s carapace and crashed into the Disc. But the dwarfs can be funny that way.) Obviously, a place such as this could exist only every normal curve must have its outliers, where the fabric of reality is thin, and magic is an everyday—well, reality. Of course, it was actually the late Sir Terry Pratchett, OBE, who created the Discworld. He chronicled those places, spaces, etc. in 41 Discworld novels. In 500 years, he will probably be the only 20th-century author who is still being read. Seriously. He was that good. He was also incredibly prolific. In a span of 32 years, he wrote 70 books. They’ve sold northward of 50 million copies, last I saw. He was knighted in 2008 by Queen Elizabeth II. Sir Terry passed away in 2015 from a rare form of early onset Alzheimer’s disease. GNU Terry Pratchett. If you don’t understand that, you can find out about it in {{GP}}. Also, ''il miglior fabbro''. That’s from T.S. Eliot’s “The Waste Land.” But you knew that. Thanks for listening — and mind how you go! GNU Terry Pratchett

== Further Information ==
=== Format ===
* Typical episodes are just under 20 minutes long.
* The podcast is released in seasons of ten episodes, collected under a relatively loose theme, which not all episodes stick to.
* Most seasons have at least one bonus episode, usually featuring Randy talking about non-Discworld subjects or commenting on a previous episode. After season three these were meant to be for Patreon subscribers only.
* Two series of mini-episodes also pop up in the same podcast feed:
** ''The Portal's Pratchett Passages'', or P^3 for short, are readings from Discworld books. Episodes vary from 14 to 36 minutes long.<ref>The P^3 episodes potentially constituted a breach of copyright, as they present parts of the work without commentary or review. We're not experts, though.</ref>
** ''Pratchips'' are mini-episodes, usually under 3 minutes long, describing very specific bits of Discworld lore, like a single creature, character or location.

=== Trivia ===
* Has gone by many names. See the season information table below for more information, but in summary: it was originally ''The Discworld Portal'' until September 2020. It was briefly ''The Mystery Portal'', then ''Ponder's Wizardly Portal'', before settling on ''The Witches and Wizards Portal'' for a few seasons. In October 2021, at the start of season 11, it changed name to ''Tales From the Drum''.<ref>[https://mindkindle.wordpress.com/2021/08/16/a-change-is-gonna-come/ This blog post] and comments in episode notes for seasons 10 and 11 suggest the changes were at least partly motivated by copyright concerns, though also that changing from "The Wizards and Witches Portal" was a move to find something Discworld fans would recognise.</ref>
* Host Randy has two tortoiseshell cats, or "torties", named Holly and Ivy; the [https://mindkindle.net/ mindkindle.net] website has no fewer than three pages dedicated to them, including plenty of photos. (You're welcome.)
* As of mid-2022, the podcast seems to have vanished; mindekindle.net is still there, but the show has disappeared from its podcast host Buzzsprout, and the Facebook, Patreon and Discord communities all seem to be deactivated or deleted. Only [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh2HGerNeQ9kkv3WvZnyzVQ the YouTube channel] remains, but it only has four of the full episodes and half a dozen compilations of the short "Pratchips" ones. For now we must regrettably list the show as unavailable!

== Hosts ==
* [[The Medieval Gnome]] (Randy Paulin) - host, editor and producer of all episodes 

== Episodes ==

=== Seasons and Mini-series ===
This podcast is divided into more seasons than most, often with a theme. This table summarises information on each season.
{| class="wikitable sortable"
! #<ref>The season number, if part of the main podcast.</ref> !! Title !! Start date !! End date !! Episodes !! Bonus Episodes !! Theme
|-
| 1 || ''The Discworld Portal'' || 2019-04-19 || 2019-06-21 || 10 || 1 || An introduction to the Discworld
|-
| 2 || ''The Discworld Portal'' || 2019-06-29 || 2019-08-30 || 10 || 1 || Belief and the metaphysics of the Discworld 
|-
| 3 || ''The Discworld Portal'' || 2019-09-13 || 2019-11-16 || 10<ref name="S3">The episode numbering goes a bit haywire during season three: "This Just In, Sports Fans" is marked as a bonus episode, but also as episode 2, despite being a four minute addendum; "A Little Touch of Granny in the Night" is marked as a full episode, but has no number. We've interpreted this as a mistake, and marked the latter as episode 2. Similarly "Boo!" is marked as a bonus episode, but also given episode number nine. There's no episode five. The description of episode ten refers to there being twelve episodes, thanks to the two bonus ones, and the final episode of the season, numbered twelve, says in the description that the total number of episodes up to that point was 34, which agrees with the number available. So we've just guessed that the episode numbers are off, and presented them mostly as they were.</ref> || 2 || Witches and Wizards
|-
| 4 || ''The Discworld Portal'' || 2020-12-06 || 2020-02-07 || 10 || 1 || Societies, cultures and education systems of the Disc
|-
| 5 || ''The Discworld Portal'' || 2020-03-06 || 2020-05-08 || 10 || 1 || Villains of the Discworld
|-
| - || ''The Portal's Pratchett Passages'' || 2020-04-05 || 2020-08-06 || 10 || - || Readings from Discworld books
|-
| 6 || ''The Discworld Portal'' || 2020-06-05 || 2020-08-07 || 10 || 1 || Characters (often drawing from L-Space wiki content) 
|-
| 7 || ''Ponder's Wizardly Portal''<ref>Was known for one episode by the placeholder name "The Mystery Portal".</ref> || 2020-09-11 || 2020-12-09 || 10 || 2 || No specific theme
|-
| 8 || ''The Witches and Wizards Portal'' || 2020-12-25 || 2021-02-26 || 10 || 1 || No specific theme
|-
| 9 || ''The Witches and Wizards Portal'' || 2021-03-19 || 2021-06-18 || 10 || 1 || Alphabet Soup (a Discworld A-Z)
|-
| 10 || ''The Witches and Wizards Portal'' || 2021-07-02 || 2021-10-01 || 10 || 1 || Granny and Nanny
|-
| - || ''Pratchips'' || 2021-07-06 || 2021-11-11<ref>Date of last published Pratchips episode</ref> || 76 || - || ~3 minute snippets of Discworld lore
|-
| 11 || ''Tales From the Drum'' || 2021-10-15 || 2021-11-20<ref>Date of last published podcast episode</ref> || 4 || - || No specific theme
|}

=== Episode List ===
The table below indexes episodes of the main podcast. They are listed by default in release order, and use the podcast's own numbering scheme.

{| class="wikitable sortable"
! # !! S<ref>The season number for this episode</ref> !! E<ref>The episode number within the season</ref> !! Episode Title !! Date !! Book/Subject !! Guest(s) !! Episode link<ref>Episodes are no longer available, except for a small number that were re-published to [https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCh2HGerNeQ9kkv3WvZnyzVQ YouTube].</ref>
|-
| 1 || 1 || 1 || "Welcome to Ankh-Morpork" || 2019-04-19 || Introduction || None || N/A
|-
| 2 || 1 || 2 || "Characters" || 2019-04-30 || [[Mustrum Ridcully]]; [[the Bursar]]; [[the Librarian]]; [[Sam Vimes]] || None || N/A
|-
| 3 || 1 || 3 || "Mrs Whitlow" || 2019-05-08 || Mrs Whitlow || None || N/A
|-
| 4 || 1 || 4 || "Monsters! Monsters!" || 2019-05-11 || Monsters of the Discworld || None || N/A
|-
| 5 || 1 || 5 || "Big Pictures" || 2019-05-16 || The Discworld, {{COM}} || None || N/A
|-
| 6 || 1 || 6 || "The Thickness of a Dream" || 2019-05-24 || Reading order; [[Nanny Ogg]]; [[Granny Weatherwax]]; various Discworld sub-series || None || N/A
|-
| 7 || 1 || 7 || "This Mortal Coil" || 2019-06-02 || [[Death]]; {{COM}} || None || N/A
|-
| 8 || 1 || 8 || "All in the Family" || 2019-06-08 || [[Death]]; [[Susan]]; {{M}} || None || N/A
|-
| 9 || 1 || 9 || "Love and Death (with apologies to Woody Allen)" || 2019-06-15 || [[Death]]; {{M}} || None || N/A
|-
| 10 || 1 || 10 || ""You're just a piece of cheese."" || 2019-06-21 || [[Death of Rats]]; [[Susan]] || None || N/A
|-
| 11 || 1 || - || "Not the Discworld, exactly" || 2019-06-21 || Behind the scenes bonus episode || None || N/A
|-
| 12 || 2 || 1 || "Discworld, The" || 2019-06-29 || Geography and natural history of the Discworld || None || N/A
|-
| 13 || 2 || 2 || "It only encourages 'em" || 2019-07-06 || Belief on the Discworld, especially about elves || None || N/A
|-
| 14 || 2 || 3 || "Oh Brutha" || 2019-07-12 || The Great God Om and his prophets and priests || None || N/A
|-
| 15 || 2 || 4 || "The Turtle Moves" || 2019-07-20 || More on Om and Omnianism || None || N/A
|-
| 16 || 2 || 5 || "Really Unbelievable" || 2019-07-26 || Nuggan and other beliefs of the Discworld || None || N/A
|-
| 17 || 2 || 6 || "It's a Living/It's a Live!" || 2019-08-02 || "Life force" on the Disc || None || N/A
|-
| 18 || 2 || 7 || "Birdwalking" || 2019-08-09 || Variety of topics, inc. goblins and narrative causality || None || N/A
|-
| 19 || 2 || 8 || "Narratively Speaking" || 2019-08-16 || Narrative causality || None || N/A
|-
| 20 || 2 || 9 || "Genius, by Jingo!" || 2019-08-23 || Plot, character and theme in {{J}} || None || N/A
|-
| 21 || 2 || - || "Not the Discworld, exactly II (also?)" || 2019-08-23 || The host and his cats || None || N/A
|-
| 22 || 2 || 10 || "So Long and Thanks for all the...Quantum?" || 2019-08-30 || Quantum and the trousers of time in {{J}} || None || N/A
|-
| 23 || 3 || 1 || "Witches 11, Wizards 9" || 2019-09-13 || Witches and Wizards || None || N/A
|-
| 24 || 3 || -<ref name="S3"/> || "This Just In, Sports Fans" || 2019-09-15 || An update on the scores (number of books) from the previous episode || None || N/A
|-
| 25 || 3 || 2<ref name="S3"/> || "A Little Touch of Granny in the Night" || 2019-09-20 || [[Granny Weatherwax]] || None || N/A
|-
| 26 || 3 || 3 || "When shall we.... two meet again?" || 2019-09-27 || Granny Weatherwax and [[Nanny Ogg]] || None || N/A
|-
| 27 || 3 || 4 || "I was Aching this morning, and I'll still be Aching tonight" || 2019-10-06 || [[Tiffany Aching]] || None || N/A
|-
| 28 || 3 || 6 || "Veni, Vimesy, Vetinari" || 2019-10-11 || The relationship between Sam Vimes and Vetinari (listener request) || None || N/A
|-
| 29 || 3 || 7 || "Rincewind and Ridcully: Alpha and Omega (sort of)" || 2019-10-19 || [[Rincewind]] and [[Mustrum Ridcully]] || None || N/A
|-
| 30 || 3 || 8 || "The Likeability Fallibility" || 2019-10-25 || The change in Terry's handling of the wizards || None || N/A
|-
| 31 || 3 || 9<ref name="S3"/> || "Boo!" || 2019-10-28 || Dr. Terry Armstrong, Tolkien and Pratchett, bloopers || None || N/A
|-
| 32 || 3 || 10 || "Pondering Ridcully" || 2019-11-01 || [[Ponder Stibbons]] and [[Mustrum Ridcully]] || None || N/A
|-
| 33 || 3 || 11 || "That's an Order!" || 2019-11-08 || The evolution of wizardry || None || N/A
|-
| 34<ref name=S3"/> || 3 || 12 || "The Ego of Wizards and the Pride of Witches" || 2019-11-16 || As per title, also future of the podcast || None || N/A
|-
| 35 || 4 || 1 || "Life in Ankh-Morpork" || 2019-12-06 || [[Ankh-Morpork]]'s institutions || None || N/A
|-
| 36 || 4 || - || "Welcome back to Ankh-Morpork, Myra L’Auditrice" || 2019-12-10 || 10,000 plays bonus episode; walking tour of [[Ankh-Morpork]]<ref>The episode description says the walking tour is the one described in {{CAM}}.</ref> || None || N/A
|-
| 37 || 4 || 2 || "World and Mirror of Worlds" || 2019-12-13 || Discworld geography, compared to Roundworld || None || N/A
|-
| 38 || 4 || 3 || ""You Better Watch Out"" || 2019-12-20 || Hogswatch and the Hogfather || None || N/A
|-
| 38 || 4 || 4 || "Naughty or Nice" || 2019-12-27 || Susan and Death and the events of {{H}} || None || N/A
|-
| 39 || 4 || 5 || "(Not) The Muntab Question" || 2020-01-04 || The [[ls:Agatean Empire|Agatean Empire]] and [[ls:Borogravia|Borogravia]] as dysfunctional societies || None || N/A
|-
| 40 || 4 || 6 || "Making (More) Money" || 2020-01-10 || Economies and business of the Discworld || None || N/A
|-
| 41 || 4 || 7 || "Harry King and the Coming of the Age of Steam" || 2020-01-17 || [[ls:Harry King|Harry King]]; {{RS}} || None || N/A
|-
| 42 || 4 || 8 || "Peeled Nuts, Treacle Mines and Big Cabbage" || 2020-01-24 || Social Clubs, economies outside Ankh-Morpork || None || N/A
|-
| 43 || 4 || 9 || "Empathy, Ecdysiasts, Footnotes and Housekeeping" || 2020-01-31 || H.L. Menken, Terry's use of footnotes || None || N/A
|-
| 44 || 4 || 10 || "The Watch, Drugs, and Largesse" || 2020-02-07 || The laws and ordnances of Ankh-Morpork; future of the show || None || N/A
|-
| 45 || 5 || 1 || "Heroes, Villains and Mrs Whitlow" || 2020-03-06 || The new format of the show ("housekeeping") || Mrs. Whitlow || N/A
|-
| 46 || 5 || 2 || "Heroes and Villains Pt. 2" || 2020-03-13 || The nature of villainy, and Reacher Gilt || None || N/A
|-
| 47 || 5 || -<ref>This episode is marked as number 31.</ref> || "The Three R's" || 2020-03-17 || "Some readings and random recollections" || None || N/A
|-
| 48 || 5 || 3 || "From the Sublime to the Ridiculous" || 2020-03-20 || Lady Margalotta and Cosmo Lavish || None || N/A
|-
| 49 || 5 || 4 || "Deep Down and Graggy" || 2020-03-27 || Ardent and the grag dwarfs || None || N/A
|-
| 50 || 5 || 5 || "No Foolin'" || 2020-04-03 || The Fool's Guild; introducing the Portal's Pratchett Passages || None || N/A
|-
| 51 || 5 || 6 || "Dios and Vorbis" || 2020-04-10 || Dios and Vorbis || None || N/A
|}

''Many more to be added.''

==Footnotes==
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